The Swine Flu Bandwagon!

The Swine Flu epidemic is a joke people. The regular flu kills more people than this does, yet it leads the headlines everyday. Last year more people died from Diarrhea than Swine Flu has killed in total. That’s right…more people shit themselves to death last year than have died from Swine Flue! So get a grip people! Can’t anyone see that the news networks needed to invent an emergency to boost their ratings…Give me a break. There are far more important things to be worried about, like asteroids hitting the Earth or 2012! Don’t you people watch the history channel?!

Just yesterday I was walking into the grocery store and some lady was blocking the entrance while she used hand sanitizer wipes to wipe down her buggy and her hands. To say I was irritated would be an understatement. I politely informed the lady that those hand sanitizer wipes were a waste of time and suggested she wear rubber gloves everywhere she went. I also pointed out to not bother with them unless she had enough wipes to wipe off every item she touched on the store shelf and everything she touched at the checkout counter. I hope I scared the hell out of her…stupid people.